Brian Montgomery

Posted 10 Dec 2010 in The Hosts

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now.

wait….thats not good.

Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, from my father. What you may not know is Brian is Swahili for “Huge Penis”.

If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome

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