Category: The Hosts

Brian Montgomery

Posted 10 Dec 2010 in The Hosts
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They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now.

wait….thats not good.

Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, from my father. What you may not know is Brian is Swahili for “Huge Penis”.

If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome

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Donald Hennesy

Posted 10 Dec 2010 in The Hosts
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Call me a Geek, but it’s been more or less forever since I last satiated my base, pathetic, utterly human desire to organize my favorite pastime into an authoritative and undoubtedly inaccurate list of the sickest, trickest, most amazing games of all time.

Its what I do and I do it well, I love a good downright dirty LAN party or a  homoerotic Xbox fest with my boy Brian.

GameCast every sunday.

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BRANDON DUNAWAY

Posted 04 Nov 2010 in The Hosts
BRANDON-DUNAWAY

Brandon was raised on a small goat farm about sixty kilometers west of the famous Cuban city, Ciego de Avila.

Best known for it’s walnut farms, Ciego de Avila is also the home of Oswardo Almandeto, known by many as the world’s greatest trophy bass fisherman.

Brandon left the farm at the young age of fourteen, spearheading a three-person mission in his newfound passion of Crypto zoology, the study of hidden animals.

He spent the next several years exploring the darker side of the human brain.

He eventually found his calling in the entertainment business in Los Angeles.

Although Brandon’s legally not supposed to be in the Country, he’s also legally not allowed to leave the state of California.

He now resides in Marina del Rey, but more than 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

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MICHAEL EVANGELIS

Posted 03 Nov 2010 in The Hosts
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Michael spent most of his youth in a Filipino prison for using the wrong spoon to carve a grapefruit.

He escaped, and made his way to Los Angeles by ferret.

Michael then studied International Film Production at the University of Phoenix with a minor in Intercontinental Prostitution.

He now performs stand up comedy for fetuses, and sometimes, pregnant mothers.

Michael does not accept fruit baskets from fans, due to a severe shellfish allergy.

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STEVE PORCARO

Posted 02 Nov 2010 in The Hosts
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Steve was born in the nether regions of Mongolia, to the daughter of a sharecropper’s father.

After spending his formative years in an REO Speedwagon cover band, Steve migrated to Los Angeles looking for fortune and fame.

Finding neither, he developed a lisp, and an unhealthy obsession with plastic surgery.

Currently, Steve spends his time underneath the 10 freeway, writing poetry and selling produce from the trunk of his ’72 Chrysler.

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News Girl Jen

Posted 01 Nov 2010 in The Hosts
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This is Jen. She fills in for Brandon and Steve when they’re not hosting “The Point Blank Show.” She likes finding news stories, and hates listening to Brian’s political views. She might be hosting a spicy, girl-on-girl podcast in the near future, so make sure to subscribe to Raw Rant for updates.

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Michelle Montgomery

Posted 10 Oct 2010 in The Hosts
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Lover of the arts, literature, and media.

“I can argue fairly effectively for a pre-pre, a pre-post, a post-only, and an a-millennial eschatology, which means that I don’t know exactly how it will all end, and neither does anyone who tells you they do”

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Max Monterey

Posted 10 Oct 2010 in The Hosts
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Max Monterey Died January 1st 2012 on a fishing trip to Belize where he was attacked by wild crocodiles, he managed to kill 6 of the crocs with his hunting knife but by the time he swam to shore it was to late.

Max left a parting message on the studios voice mail and we will release it after the grieving time is over.

R.I.P. 1978 – 2012

We Love you Max!

Neil Cirbus

Posted 09 Oct 2010 in The Hosts
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Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

Me on Raw Rant is like all those quiet people, when they do lose their tempers they lose them with a vengeance.

Yes that means that if I’m not on this podcast I’ll prolly hold it all inside till I snap and smash my car into a short bus holding thos cute retarded kids on there way to the make a wish foundation.

I have Super Powers Bitches!

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