MICHAEL EVANGELIS

Posted 03 Nov 2010 in The Hosts

Michael spent most of his youth in a Filipino prison for using the wrong spoon to carve a grapefruit.

He escaped, and made his way to Los Angeles by ferret.

Michael then studied International Film Production at the University of Phoenix with a minor in Intercontinental Prostitution.

He now performs stand up comedy for fetuses, and sometimes, pregnant mothers.

Michael does not accept fruit baskets from fans, due to a severe shellfish allergy.

Posted by Brian X
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